(overheard)
“Hiccups? An orange is the thing for that.”
“An orange? Never heard that before.”
“I thought everyone knew. It’s what my mother always said.”
“Really? An orange?”
“Yeah.”
“I can’t imagine eating an orange can do anything for hiccups.”
“Oh, you don’t eat it.”
“No?”
“No, you just talk about it.”
“Talking about an orange cures hiccups?”
“Yeah. Or was it a horse? Can’t remember.”
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Have you been at the funny cigarettes again…..?
I’m laughing hysterically.
I don’t know why.
Now I’m laughing so much I’ve got hiccups!
Bananas are good for restless legs.
Eating them though.
The bananas that is.
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